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I will follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it if I can help it.
-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne...
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future....
I will make you shorter by the head. -- Elizabeth I
I will never lie to you.
I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
I will not forget you.
I will not play at tug o' war.
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day. -- Heine
I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
-- Jack Handey...

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