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• I'm not breaking the rules--I'm just testing their elasticity.
• The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men.
  Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, add ten per cent more....
• Suffering is overrated. It doesn't teach you anything. -- Bill Veeck
• Sometime, you've gotta break the rules.
• That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
  -- Bill Veeck...
• Fourth notice. Ninety days overdue. We break thumbs.
  -- Marge reads the mail from bill collectors, "I Married Marge...
• Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
  -- Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger King alert!...
• Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
  If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!...