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I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect.
I think, therefore I am... I think.
I think there's a world market for about five computers.
-- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943...
I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
I think we are in Rats Alley where the dead men lost their bones. -- T.S. Elio
I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo
I think your opinions are reasonable, except for the one about my mental instability.
-- Psychology Professor, Farifield University...
I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
"You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacke...
I thought there was something fishy about the butler.
Probably a Pisces, working for scale....

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