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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme foolishness.
I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish in loving anyone....
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Phillip...
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals.
I don't respect the law...
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals.
I don't respect the law...
I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.
I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!...

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