Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I was in accord with the system so long as it permitted me to function effectively.
-- Albert Spee...
I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having a lengthy argument about what I considered an Odd number.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle
I was toilet-trained at gunpoint. -- Billy Brave
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk.
Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor....
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. -- Chico Marx
I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it in the room alone.

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