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I went home with a waitress, The way I always do. How I was I to know?
She was with the Russians too. I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk....
I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it.
If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth. -- Charlie Chapli...
I went on to test the program in every way I could devise.
I strained it to expose its weaknesses....
I went over to my friend, he was eatin' a pickle. I said "Hi, what's happenin'?
He said "Nothin'." Try to sing this song with that kind of enthusiasm...
I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song. -- Fred Reu
I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.
' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago.
I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life.
I asked for and obtained her blessing and at once commenced the career of a robber....
I will always love the false image I had of you.

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