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I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than reign among the dead.
-- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91...
I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.
I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
-- Hunter S. Thompso...
I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like to hear them scream.
IBM: [Internation Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty Machines or The Lawyer's Friend.
The dominant force in computer marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hard...
IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks, who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
.. -- with regrets to D. Adam...

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