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Homer Simpson
- Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to .
Valhalla?" Lisa?
Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings...
- Marge: Name one of your child's friends.
Homer: Uh,
let's see, Bart's friends ... Well, there's the fat...
- Smithers:
Next. There's a problem with the reactor -
what do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the...
- Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid,
then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things...
- I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!
Homer Simpson
Team...
- Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say,
"Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that...
- Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother...
- Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person,
you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You...
- Marge, please, old people don't need companionship.
They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be...
- Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there...
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