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Homer Simpson
- That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day.
Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can...
- Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model
worker.
We should continue this conversation later, during...
- A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
Homer Simpson
Lisa the...
- Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
Homer: Sorry, buddy. You got me confused with Fred...
- Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys,
and kids with
fake IDs.
-- Homer Simpson
The...
- Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six
servings a week?
Homer: Marge, I'm only human.
Principal...
- Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic.
-- Homer...
- I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full-time stock market
guy.
Homer Simpson
Burns Verkaufen Der...
- Why did this have to happen now, during prime time,
when TV's
brightest stars come out to shine?
--...
- Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
Homer Simpson
Cape...
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