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• Homer: All right, his story checks out. Marge, would you love me more if I were President?
  'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy. Marge...
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• George: Hey, turkeys! Behind you. [Bart and Homer turn around] Home
  For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!...
• First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!
  Well, that's it! -- Homer Simpson Two Bad Neighbo...
• George: Hi there, neighbors. Uh, I'm...George Bush.
  [everyone stares] Former _president_ George Bush?...
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Barbara: It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge, but George just felt this neighborhood brought out the worst in him, and -- [Bush honks his horn impatiently] -- oh, my.
  Well, so long. [Bar gets in; they drive off] Marge...
• Marge: President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.
  Homer: [threatening] He's not lost. Bart: Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive....