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Homer Simpson
- It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood;
People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to...
- Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Homer:
My name is Homer Simpson!
Burns: You're just babbling...
- Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!
A
sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich...
- Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very
valuable stone gargoyle,
and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have...
- Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced .
well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord...
- This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!
Wooo,
wooo! Wooo, wooo!
-- Homer Simpson
Bart...
- Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in
every day and do it really half-assed.
That's the American way.
-- Homer Simpson
The...
- Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase
Your Word Power.' That thing is really,
really, really ... good.
-- Homer Simpson
Mr...
- One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about
for generations.
You may outsmart someone.
-- Homer Simpson
...
- The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man!
Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different...
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