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• Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  -- Ned, "When Flanders Failed...
• Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
  Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...
• dreams of a penniless Ned] Ooh! [dreams of Ned shutting down his "Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop" with a `Going out of business' sign] Heh heh heh heh.
  [dreams of a grave with the tombstone, "RIP Ned Flanders'] Eh, too far....
• Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
• I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
  He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Absotively posilutely! -- Ned Flanders' way of saying, `yes', "When Flanders Failed
• It's all here, and it's all backwards! -- Homer hypes Ned's Leftorium, "When Flanders Failed
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Homer: Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
  Ned: For two more days. [sniff] It becomes Libertarian Party headquarters....