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• Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty?
  -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne...
• Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
  Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?...
• Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
  The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
• Marge: You do have big bones. Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
  -- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds, "Brush with Greatne...
• Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
  Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...
• Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
  .. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
• He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
  Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
• Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
  [sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
• You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
  -- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...