Marge! I'm Two-thirty-nine, And I'm Feeling Fine! -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne
Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine!
-- Homer Simpson
Brush With Greatness
Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty?
-- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne...
Lisa: Maybe you could take a class at Springfield Community College.
Marge: I think it's a very nice idea. Don't you, Homer?...
Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
Marge: You do have big bones. Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
-- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds, "Brush with Greatne...
Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. -- Art critic, on Marge's portrait of Mr.
Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. Marge
[sotto voce] I thought I did. -- On Marge's portrait of Mr. Burns, "Brush with Greatne...
You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.
-- Burns to Marge on her portrait of him, "Brush with Greatne...