If It'll Make You Feel Any Better, I've Learned That Life Is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Flanders Was Dead.
If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer and Apu
Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!
-- Homer comforts Apu, "Homer and Apu...
Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...
Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
Flanders: Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what the hey, you know .
.. kinda reminds me of my good ole fraternity days....
Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....