I Know You're Mad At Me Right Now, And I'm Kinda Mad Too .
I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to drive forward] Whooo!
We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the President?...
Homer: Bart's not mad at me. Marge: He called you a bad father.
Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'....