Well If It Isn't The Leader Of The Weiner Patrol, Boning Up On His Nerd Lessons!
Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Homer: [scoffing] Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.
Marge: Homer, you should be more supportive. Home...
You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
-- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.
Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
Ah, the last peanut -- overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
-- Homer with an almost empty jar of peanuts, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
The foul stench of death is upon us! [sniffs] Mmm, hamburgers.
-- Homer's famous nearly-last words, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
Bart: Hello, alternative to testing! [Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh.
.. Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!...
Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.
.. [Looks at books, picks up peanut jar] Honey-roasted peanuts....