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• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Yeah, sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games.
  For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings....
• Bart: Wow, my father an astronaut. I feel so full of.
  ..what's the opposite of shame? Marge: Pride?...
• Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
  -- Homer Simpson Another Simpson's Clip Show...
• De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.
  -- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home...
• Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
  Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...