Yeah. Maybe I Do Have The Right ... What's That Stuff? -- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home
Yeah. Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff?
-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer
Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: Yeah, sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games.
For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings....
Bart: Wow, my father an astronaut. I feel so full of.
..what's the opposite of shame? Marge: Pride?...
Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
-- Homer Simpson Another Simpson's Clip Show...
De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.
-- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home...
Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...