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Homer Simpson
- Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having
a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on...
- Even the Chinese are against me.
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Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of...
- Homer: Here's your magazines. How many of these guys are named Corey?
Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad.
Bart's Dog Gets An...
- No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me,
because
I'm dying to know.
-- Homer Simpson
...
- I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer.
Basically, we
become a family of traveling acrobats...
- Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
Homer Simpson
Colonel...
- It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer Simpson
Colonel...
- When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking
monsters,
always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it...
- I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub,
a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you...
- The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.
Homer Simpson
Bart vs....
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