He May Have Come Up With The Recipe, But I Came Up With The Idea Of Charging $
He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.
-- Moe Syzlak
Coming up next: An elephant who never forgets... to brush!
-- Kent Brockman hosts `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'...
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is.
.. Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing! -- Prof....
Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
[pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here?...
Joey: Mrs. Krabappel, I really need my drumsticks. Ms.
K: [lasciviously playing with the drumsticks] Come and get 'em... -- "Flaming Moe'...
Now <that's> what I call a Happy Hour. -- Moe in bed with the waitress, "Flaming Moe'
Kent: And we visit with heavyweight champion Dreaderick Tatum, who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.
Tatum: That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you'll know I really [bleep]ed up bad....
Moe: How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.
.. Aerosmith! Aerosmith: Nah, I don't think so Moe, we're just hanging out, etc....
Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....