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• In our residence the lounge door can be locked (or unlocked) by any room key from the floor.
  You can also remove the handles from a door (ie the lock comes too) and switch the handles....
• Blonde Jokes Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
  They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't....
• Diary of a Snow Shoveler: December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow.
  The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven....
• Q: Hear about the guy who named his dog Herpes? A: He heals once a month.
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....