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• What did the little African-American kid do when he overheard Santa say "Ho.
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• Why do African-American men like pussy so much? Because the outside looks like watermelon and the inside smells like catfish.
• What does an African-American parrot say? "Polly want a white woman.
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  The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face....
• Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African? Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
• TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
  After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude....
• The seven dwarfs are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city.
  After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...