Hear about the new line of appliances for gays? They're called kitchen AIDS.
- Did you hear about the new strain of AID? its called hearing-AIDS You get it by listeni to Assholes.
- There's a new sitcom directed especially at gays. It's called: "Leave It, It's Beave
- What do women and airplanes have in common?
They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
- Did you hear about the new movie that's coming out about the fear of
- It's called "Iraqnophobia!...
- Q: Hear about the new television show about yuppies in Alaska? A: It's called "WD-30something
- Q: Hear about the new movie about looking for your popcorn?
A: Its called "The Hunt for RED-enbache...
- Did you hear about the new food store in Jerusulum? It's called: Cheeses of Nazereth
- Q: Did you hear about the new designer condoms? A: They're called "Sergio Prevente.
- Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish porno movie? A: It called, "Debbie Does Nothing.