How Can You Tell When You've Passed An Elephant? The Toilet Gets Clogged.
How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? The toilet gets clogged.
How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge? He asks if you accept Visa.
Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're color blind?
Dance on it for a while. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant....
How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
You will have to wait 22 months....
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
How can you tell if a fence is electrified? Throw a puppy at it and see if he gets fried.
What's big, grey, and proves the uncountability of the reals?
Cantor's Diagonal Elephant! How can you tell that Harvard was layed out by a mathematician?...
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? A: When you open her legs the lights go on.