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• Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
  They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Did you hear about the <ETHNIC> who moved his entire house six inches to the side?
  -- He needed to tighten his loose clothesline!...
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who left home because his father wouldn't get off his back.
  He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his brothers' behind....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....