- Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A: A new last name... - Q: How can you tell a Polish woman is on her period?
A: She's only wearing 1... - Q: What's the leading killer among Polish women?
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Toxic sock... - Q: How do you get a polish woman pregnant?
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Cum in her shoes and the flies do the rest... - Q: How do you get 3 Polacks off a couch?
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Jerk 1 off and the other 2... - Q: Why is the average age of the Polish Army, 40?
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Because they take 'em right out of high school... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Polack and a Mongoloid with one leg?
A: A Polaroid 1... - Q: Did you hear how the Polish hockey team drowned?
A: Spring training... - Q: How do you sink a Polish submarine?
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Knock on the hatch... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
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They all meet at work...
