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• Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.
• Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
  Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
  A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
• Q: How was Helen Keller punished by her parents? A: They put Saran-wrap over the toile
• Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she used bad words?
  A: They washed her hands out with soap....
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
  Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
  A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf shoes....