- Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration... - Q: What kind of meat does the Pope eat on Fridays?
A: Nun... - Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
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They keep falling through the holes in his hands... - Q: What's heavenly, white, and falls from above?
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Kingdom come... - Q: Why can't you circumcise Libyans?
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Because there's no end to those pricks... - Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?
A: The nun has hope in her soul... - Q: What did Adam say to Eve on their first evening together?
A: "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets... - Q: What do you get when you cross a nun with an IBM?
A: A computer system that never goes down... - Q: Why did God create men?
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Cucumbers don't take out the garbage... - Q: What are the two biggest lies a Polock ever tells?
A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I promise not...
