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• Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
  Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
  Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? A: She answered the iron.
  Q: How did she burn the other cheek? A: The guy called back....
• Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
• Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
• Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
  A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
• Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she used bad words?
  A: They washed her hands out with soap....