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Miscellaneous Jokes
- ONE DAY, A POLISH MAN WAS NUDE SUNBATHING ON HIS ROOF.
HE GOT A BAD SUNBURN ALL
OVER! THAT NIGHT, HIS GIRLFRIEND...
- THERE WERE THREE GUYS ON THIS ISLAND. A POLISH, AN AMERICAN,
AND A GERMAN.
ONE DAY A BOTTLE WASHED UP ON SHORE...
- ONCE UPON A TIME A POLOCK, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN WERE GOING TO BE SHOT BY A
FIRING SQUAD.
WHEN THE AMERICAN WAS ABOUT TO BE SHOT HE SHOUTED OUT...
- BEING UNDER PRESSURE FROM CIVIL RIGHTS GROUPS, NASA FINALLY DECIDED TO LET A
POLOCK FLY INTO SPACE IN THE SHUTTLE.
HIS ONLY CREWMATE WAS A CHIMPANZEE WHO
WAS TRAINED...
- One day, a Polack and his friends were watching a football game.
The Polack said
"I'll bet anyone $10 that the quarterback...
- A few years ago the Polocks and the Texas Aggies were playing football.
At the
end of the first quarter, the gun sounded and...
- THERE WERE THESE THREE GUYS, A MEXICAN, A BLACK, AND A POLOCK.
WHILE LIVING IN
MEXICO, THEY GOT CAUGHT SELLING DRUGS...
- AN AMERICAN, A FRENCHMAN, AND A POLOCK WERE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS IN SEARCH
OF A PLACE TO HIDE FROM A FIRING SQUAD IN HOT PURSUIT.
AS THEY WERE MOVING
THROUGH THE FOREST THEY HEARD...
- The Polack came home from his job at the pickle factory and told his wife,
"I
have this terrible urge to stick my thing in the...
- A man with an exceptionally long penis goes to a surgeon and asks him to cut
off a part of it,
saying, "Please Doc, you gotta do it. Every time I...
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