- A guy and his friend are killed in a car accident. They both arrive at the
pearly gates together.
- ONE DAY, A POLISH MAN WAS NUDE SUNBATHING ON HIS ROOF.
HE GOT A BAD SUNBURN ALL
OVER! THAT NIGHT, HIS GIRLFRIEND CAME OVER.... - THERE WERE THREE GUYS ON THIS ISLAND. A POLISH, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN.
ONE DAY A BOTTLE WASHED UP ON SHORE, AND OUT POPPED A GENIE.... - ONCE UPON A TIME A POLOCK, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN WERE GOING TO BE SHOT BY A
FIRING SQUAD.
WHEN THE AMERICAN WAS ABOUT TO BE SHOT HE SHOUTED OUT "TORNADO!... - BEING UNDER PRESSURE FROM CIVIL RIGHTS GROUPS, NASA FINALLY DECIDED TO LET A
POLOCK FLY INTO SPACE IN THE SHUTTLE.
HIS ONLY CREWMATE WAS A CHIMPANZEE WHO
WAS TRAINED TO DO SPECIAL TASKS DURING THE... - One day, a Polack and his friends were watching a football game.
The Polack said
"I'll bet anyone $10 that the quarterback will make a touchdown on this play!... - A few years ago the Polocks and the Texas Aggies were playing football.
At the
end of the first quarter, the gun sounded and the Polocks ran off the field
thinking it was halftime.... - THERE WERE THESE THREE GUYS, A MEXICAN, A BLACK, AND A POLOCK.
WHILE LIVING IN
MEXICO, THEY GOT CAUGHT SELLING DRUGS.... - AN AMERICAN, A FRENCHMAN, AND A POLOCK WERE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS IN SEARCH
OF A PLACE TO HIDE FROM A FIRING SQUAD IN HOT PURSUIT.
AS THEY WERE MOVING
THROUGH THE FOREST THEY HEARD SOUNDS OF TH... - The Polack came home from his job at the pickle factory and told his wife, "I
have this terrible urge to stick my thing in the pickle slicer.
I know it's
crazy, but I can't help it." His wife wa...
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