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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Roses are red,
And ready for plucking,
She's fifteen,
And ready for ...
High school...
- This is a song sung to a girl...
I love you in blue,
I love you in red,
But most of all baby,
I love you...
- So this lady walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
A drunk
at the bar looks up and says, "That's the...
- Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
A:
Because if they dragged them by the feet they would...
- There were two morons that wanted to go hunting. They went out into the
woods and after a while decided to split up.
One went one way and the other
went another way. As...
- This man walked into the bar and said to the bartender,
"Let me tell
you this joke about dumb jocks." The...
- One day, a guy comes into a doctor's office and says,
"Doc, I want it to
grow". So the doc says, "Here,...
- Q: What's the square root of 69?
A:
8 something...
- This old man rambles into a bar and shuffles up to the counter.
He leans
over the counter and says to the bartender...
- Q: If there were three Santa's on a roof, how could you tell which one was an
Aggie?
A: The one with the Easter basket...
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