One day, a Polack and his friends were watching a football game. The Polack said
"I'll bet anyone $10 that the quarterback will make a touchdown on this play!"
One of his friends accepted. So the play started and the quarterback ran all the
way to the 1 yard line and got tackled. The Polack lost his $10, so he said
"I'll bet anyone $10 that he'll make it on the replay!"
"I'll bet anyone $10 that the quarterback will make a touchdown on this play!"
One of his friends accepted. So the play started and the quarterback ran all the
way to the 1 yard line and got tackled. The Polack lost his $10, so he said
"I'll bet anyone $10 that he'll make it on the replay!"
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