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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
"I just got the
shock of my life. I caught my wife...
- The Ideal Wife should be beautiful, but not so beautiful that people think
you married her only for her beauty.
And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy,
but not so wealthy...
- A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor
told him to have a seat in the examination...
- A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom
door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully...
- This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the
tightest pants he's ever seen.
Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so
he...
- The gang was hanging out at the local bar one day when in walked an attractive
young lady.
She goes up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey...
- A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without
cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry,
but
we're all out of cream. Would you mind...
- Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for
their order.
"I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice." the...
- A young black couple are watching TV when their child speaks for the first time,
saying "MOTHER". With excitement, the father exclaims...
- A guy and his friend are killed in a car accident. They both arrive at the
pearly gates together.
Saint Peter first guides the one man to a stunning...
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