A few years ago the Polocks and the Texas Aggies were playing football. At the
end of the first quarter, the gun sounded and the Polocks ran off the field
thinking it was halftime. Four plays later the Aggies scored a field goal.
end of the first quarter, the gun sounded and the Polocks ran off the field
thinking it was halftime. Four plays later the Aggies scored a field goal.
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