- Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A: A damn good start... - Q: What do you call a planeload of lawyers that goes down at sea with one
seat empty?
A: A Damn shame!!!... - Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant?
A:
Wipe it off... - Q: How do you recycle a condom??
A:
You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it... - Q: Why is shit tapered at the ends?
A:
So your asshole doesn't slam shut... - Q: What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A: A Baby nailed to the floor... - Q: What is red and green and nailed to the floor?
A:
The same baby, six months later... - Here in Kentucky, we're in the middle of deer hunting season,
which means that the woods are full of people armed... - Q:Why did the pervert cross the road?
A:
Because he was stuck to the chicken... - The other day this guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy his
old '57 Chevy convertible.
I thought it was a pretty good looking car and so...
