- There was a woodpecker from texas went to see his cousin in Alaska.
cousin said, "See that tree over there? I have been trying to peck a
hole in that tree for five years, no luck....
- Jesus and Moses went to the links one morning to play a round of
Moses, out of deference, allowed Jesus to tee off first....
- After many years of marriage John was suddenly very ill.
doctors ran test after test but could not determine what was
- Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights
in a certain kingdom.
Now there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom
who was of marriageable age....
- OK, you know that in Hollywood, every producer has his "Yes Man" whose
job is to follow the producer aroundand say, "Yes, CB", "Right, CB" and
Well, one of these Yes Men got depressed, so dow...
- You know the story of Noah's Ark, of course.
- Can anyone identify the following:
Fe Fe Fe
\ | /
Fe --*-- Fe
/ | \
Fe Fe Fe
A ferrous wheel
Hi Ho Silver!
- Here is also a little story:
Once upon a time, there lived a group of people called Trids, and the
Trids had a problem.
On a mountain near their lush valley home lived
a large giant, and he made...
- Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins.
his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea....
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