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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Two canadians decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning,
and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck...
- Three yuppers were out in the forest hunting. They hadn't had much luck and
were about ready to shoot anything.
One yupper forced his way through some
bushes and...
- The Scots pray on the Sabbath, and on their neighbors;
the Irish don't know
what they believe in, but they're...
- She was so ugly that I took her to the top of the Empire
State building and
planes started to attack her...
- Two yuppers were hunting in the woods. It had been a long and unproductive
day.
As the hunters walked into a sunny clearing, Sven spied...
- Q: What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
A: You get your house back, your car back, your woman...
- A team of detectives arrived at the business executive's New York penthouse
apartment and were admitted by the butler.
"Mr. James," one told the busi-
nessman, "we have...
- While taking a break from the assembly line, two auto workers were discuss-
ing the strange twists life sometimes takes. "Who woulda...
- Two newfies were off on their annual trip to the Canadian Rockies to bag a
moose.
As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area,...
- A New Jersey suburbonite had just motored through the Lincoln Tunnel into
Manhattan when a hooker approached him and said,
"I'll do anything you want
- your wildest fantasies...
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