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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Q: What has 60 teeth and holds back a gigantic monster?
A: My zipper...
- When I got married I told my wife I wanted to set the world on fire.
After
three years of being married to her I wanted...
- A priest, a minister and a rabbi all died at the same time and met at the
Pearly Gates.
St. Peter stood before the locked gates and looked...
- A polack, a german and an iraqi all volunteered for a scientific experiment
to determine ethnic variation in olfactory tolerance.
The three were locked
into a well-heated pigpen with...
- Q: What is seven miles long and goes five miles per hour?
A: A mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables...
- After many years of study, two orthodox rabbanical students graduated from
the seminary,
and were told to get black suits and go into the world...
- Customer: How much is a haircut?
Barber: Eight dollars.
Customer: How much is a shave?
Barber: A buck...
- Two tourists, a Pole and Czechoslovakian, were visiting Yellowstone National
Park.
Their first night, two huge bears wandered into their...
- A jewish guy walked into a bar, sat down next to a chinese guy,
had two
drinks, and punched the chinese guy in the...
- Q: What do you say to a mexican in a three-piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please stand...
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