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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Q: If whiskey makes you frisky and gin makes you sin,
what gets a girl
pregnant?
A: Two high balls...
- A guy walks into a bar where he has heard that the bartender is keeping a
horse in back.
Walking up to the bar, he asks what the bartender would...
- A priest wanted to raise money for the church. He was told that there was a
fortune in horse rasing,
so he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in
...
- Two fags were standing on a corner - one with his finger up the other's ass.
A cop came up and asked the fag, "Why do you have your...
- Did you hear about the husband who took his wife to the zoo?
They walked
over to the gorilla cage, which contained...
- Q: How do you know a polack is at a cock fight?
A:
He brings the duck.
Q: How do you know an irishman...
- Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read,
reread,
and pretty well exhausted the info in your...
- Q: What does a Jewish wife make for supper?
A:
Reservations...
- Sammy Davis, Jr. passes through the Pearly Gate and runs into Rock Hudson.
"Rock," he says, "You can smoke'em or poke'em, but...
- A jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's
house.
His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying...
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