- A man with an exceptionally long penis goes to a surgeon and asks him to cut
off a part of it
saying, "Please Doc, you gotta do it. Every time I... - One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St
Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes... - God decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested Venus
Forget it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years... - The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and
pulled out a thermometer
Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen.... - Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted
by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must
answer a question
Saint Peter asks the first... -
... - Q: How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer
A: By the taste... - Q: What did Tarzan yell when he saw the elephants coming
A: The elephants are coming!!!... - Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A
There was a face off in the corner... - Q: How do you sink a polish submarine.
A
Knock on the door!...
