- A man with an exceptionally long penis goes to a surgeon and asks him to cut
off a part of it, saying, "Please Doc, you gotta do it.
Every time I hiccup
on the toilet, it siphons all the water ou...
- One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St.
Peter asked him to
watch the gates for a few minutes....
- God decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested Venus.
it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned....
- The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and
pulled out a thermometer.
Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
- Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted
by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must
answer a question.
Saint Peter asks the fi...
- Q: How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: By the taste.
- Q: What did Tarzan yell when he saw the elephants coming?
A: The elephants are coming!!!!
- Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
- Q: How do you sink a polish submarine.
A: Knock on the door!!
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