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Miscellaneous Jokes
- During a recess in the proceedings, three delegates to an international
agriculture convention sat down for cocktails,
and before long, they began
to discuss methods for...
- And that kind of reminds me of one time that I was in a steak house in
Austin.
Guy came in and sat at the table next to us and ordered...
- Q: What do you call a sheep hauler going through Wyoming?
A: A pimp...
- Three grade-school children learned how to swear from their friends at
school.
Thinking highly of their accomplishment, they decided...
- Q: What do you have when you've got a mothball in your right hand,
and a
mothball in your left hand?
A: A BIG moth...
- Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one
in your right hand.
What do you have?
A: Kermit's FULL attention...
- Q: If you put two nuts on a wall, what do you have?
A: Walnuts.
Q: If you put two nuts on two peas,...
- Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in her backyard,
When she took her panties off,
His woolly dick got hard...
- Chip and Dale were eating nuts one day and arguing over what kind of tree
they were sitting in.
About that time Woody Woodpecker flies by and hears...
- One day Dirty Ernie is playing with his train set. The little train came
around to the little station and stopped.
So Ernie said, "All the people
getting off the train...
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