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Miscellaneous Jokes
- This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club
Actually,
the club's members consist entirely of aging...
- A couple are lying in bed one night when the husband turns to his wife and
begins to kiss her and stroke her skin
Oh honey, I can't tonight," the
wife apologizes, ...
- A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to
give a urine sample
a stool sample, and a sperm sample. "Gee, I'm in kind...
- This guy starts getting these headaches that progressively worsen until he
can't eat
sleep, or work. After an extensive examination, the...
- The caretaker of a golfcorse is having difficulty with unreliable help
so he
decides to splurge and get four very expensive...
- This city-slicker goes out to the country and visits a county fair
While
he's there, he decides to buy a small pig. ...
- In Heaven: the cooks are French,
the policemen are English
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are...
- In Hell: the cooks are English,
the policemen are German
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are...
- This guy walks into a bar for the first time, and he's sitting around
drinking
Some of the old timers are telling jokes. One of them...
- 3 boys, 1 black and 2 whites and all 3rd-graders, are playing after school
As
3rd-graders tend to do, inevitably they start discussing...
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