This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
A couple are lying in bed one night when the husband turns to his wife and begins to kiss her and stroke her skin.
Oh honey, I can't tonight," the wife apologizes, "I have a gynocologist appointme...
A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to give a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.
Gee, I'm in kind of a hurry Doc," the man says, "can I ju...
This guy starts getting these headaches that progressively worsen until he can't eat, sleep, or work.
After an extensive examination, the doctor tells him that they can cure the headaches, but tha...
The caretaker of a golfcorse is having difficulty with unreliable help, so he decides to splurge and get four very expensive groundskeeping robots to do the work.
The robots are so efficient tha...
This city-slicker goes out to the country and visits a county fair.
While he's there, he decides to buy a small pig....
In Heaven: the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian.
This guy walks into a bar for the first time, and he's sitting around drinking.
Some of the old timers are telling jokes....
3 boys, 1 black and 2 whites and all 3rd-graders, are playing after school.
As 3rd-graders tend to do, inevitably they start discussing who has the biggest one (if you know what I mean....