- This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
- A couple are lying in bed one night when the husband turns to his wife and
begins to kiss her and stroke her skin.
Oh honey, I can't tonight," the
wife apologizes, "I have a gynocologist appointme...
- A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to
give a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.
Gee, I'm in kind
of a hurry Doc," the man says, "can I ju...
- This guy starts getting these headaches that progressively worsen until he
can't eat, sleep, or work.
After an extensive examination, the doctor tells
him that they can cure the headaches, but tha...
- The caretaker of a golfcorse is having difficulty with unreliable help, so he
decides to splurge and get four very expensive groundskeeping robots to do
The robots are so efficient tha...
- This city-slicker goes out to the country and visits a county fair.
he's there, he decides to buy a small pig....
- In Heaven: the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and the bankers are Swiss.
- In Hell: the cooks are English,
the policemen are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss
and the bankers are Italian.
- This guy walks into a bar for the first time, and he's sitting around
Some of the old timers are telling jokes....
- 3 boys, 1 black and 2 whites and all 3rd-graders, are playing after school.
3rd-graders tend to do, inevitably they start discussing who has the biggest
one (if you know what I mean....
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