The gang was hanging out at the local bar one day when in walked an attractive
young lady. She goes up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey. She then
downs her drink and passes out on the floor. Not to miss an opportunity like
this, the bartender closes the door, and he and his three friends take the lady
into the back room, and take turns fucking her. Upon finishing, they dressed
her and put her in one of the booths where she soon wakes up, completely
oblivious to recent events. The next day, the girl returns to the same bar and
repeats her order for a shot of whiskey. Again she passes out, but this time,
about a dozen of the bar patrons take part. When she awakens, she still has no
idea of the role she has played in the days entertainment. Soon the word gets
out, and sure enough, when the young lady returns to the bar the next day, there
are about 30 men waiting anxiously for her to order, and then finish her drink.
As she approaches the bar, the bartender holds up her shot glass and says,
"Here's your shot of whiskey, ma'am." She shakes her head and says, "Better
make it a beer, mister. Whiskey tends to make my pussy ache."
young lady. She goes up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey. She then
downs her drink and passes out on the floor. Not to miss an opportunity like
this, the bartender closes the door, and he and his three friends take the lady
into the back room, and take turns fucking her. Upon finishing, they dressed
her and put her in one of the booths where she soon wakes up, completely
oblivious to recent events. The next day, the girl returns to the same bar and
repeats her order for a shot of whiskey. Again she passes out, but this time,
about a dozen of the bar patrons take part. When she awakens, she still has no
idea of the role she has played in the days entertainment. Soon the word gets
out, and sure enough, when the young lady returns to the bar the next day, there
are about 30 men waiting anxiously for her to order, and then finish her drink.
As she approaches the bar, the bartender holds up her shot glass and says,
"Here's your shot of whiskey, ma'am." She shakes her head and says, "Better
make it a beer, mister. Whiskey tends to make my pussy ache."
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