Make It A Double, Joe," The Dejected Man Told The Bartender.

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"Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender. "I just got the
shock of my life. I caught my wife screwing my best friend." "Paul, that's
awful. What did you do?" "I hit him in the nose with a newspaper and sent
him to bed with no Kibbles N Bits."