A Young Woman Buys A Mirror At An Antique Shop, And Hangs It On Her Bathroom Door.

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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom
door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror,
mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a
brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they
both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror
mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright
flash...and his legs fall off.

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