The Ideal Wife should be beautiful, but not so beautiful that people think
you married her only for her beauty. And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy,
but not so wealthy that people think you married her only for her money. And
The Ideal Wife should be gentle, but not so gentle that she can't suck a
tennis ball through a fifty-foot garden hose.
you married her only for her beauty. And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy,
but not so wealthy that people think you married her only for her money. And
The Ideal Wife should be gentle, but not so gentle that she can't suck a
tennis ball through a fifty-foot garden hose.
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