- A man goes to the doctor and is told he has only six hours to live
He rushes home and tells his wife and then says lets... - a Deaf mute walks into pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms
He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and... - A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday through Thursday he
feels like a TeePee and on Friday through Sunday he feels like a Wigwam
The psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is... - The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large
crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a
disturbance brewing
He rushes over and... - Good news and bad news:
The Good News: They finally found Rock Hudson's
long-lost wallet
The bad news:.....Your picture was in it... - The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked "Oh
father
how did you choose the names for your three children... - Many years ago, there was a gathering of Indian tribes from all over
While the Braves were busy doing war dances, some... - A PLUMBER WAS CALLED TO FIX A PIPE. HE ARRIVED, BANGED ON THE PIPES FOR 15
MINUTES
AND SAID TO THE HOMEOWNER, WELL THAT'LL BE $35. THE... - Some small-time crooks decided that people were so stupid that they would
accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any
So they carefully made some plates and printed some... - A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up
looking for him
Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of...
