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Miscellaneous Jokes
- a Deaf mute walks into pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms.
He has difficulty
communicating with pharmacist, and...
- A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday through Thursday he
feels like a TeePee and on Friday through Sunday he feels like a Wigwam.
The
psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is...
- The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large
crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a
disturbance brewing.
He rushes over and...
- Good news and bad news:
The Good News: They finally found Rock Hudson's
long-lost wallet!
The bad news:.....Your picture was in it...
- The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked "Oh
father,
how did you choose the names for your three children...
- Many years ago, there was a gathering of Indian tribes from all over.
While
the Braves were busy doing war dances, some...
- A PLUMBER WAS CALLED TO FIX A PIPE. HE ARRIVED, BANGED ON THE PIPES FOR 15
MINUTES,
AND SAID TO THE HOMEOWNER, WELL THAT'LL BE $35. THE...
- Some small-time crooks decided that people were so stupid that they would
accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any.
So they carefully made
some plates and printed some...
- A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up
looking for him.
Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of...
- Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great.
He walked to his window,
saw the sun coming up and...
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