A coffin was being moved when it fell on a wagon, and started down the hill.
Sign for a gynecologist who doubles as a general practitione
DOCTOR FOR WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES ==...
A young women at the hospital was given a private room. She was too cute for wards. ==
Swifties: "Have a ride in my new ambulance", said Tom hospitably.
"The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm", said Tom humorlessly....
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?
"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?" ==...
Some excerpts from the _Quarterly Review of Doublespeak_ (NCTE)
A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's cha...
This guy goes to his doctor to ask him a question. The doctor says, "What can I do for you?
"Well doctor, I have a question for you. I masturbate, and I was wondering how often is too often....
A doctor was at the beach when he saw a shark in the water and fainted dead away.
Later when he woke his wife said to him, "You've got to quit imagining that there are lawyers everywhere!...
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times.