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Medical
- Sign for a gynecologist who doubles as a general practitioner:
DOCTOR FOR WOMEN
AND OTHER DISEASES
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- A young women at the hospital was given a private room.
She was too cute for wards.
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- Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available,
an elderly and quite
ill lady appeared in a Rochester...
- Swifties:
"Have a ride in my new ambulance", said Tom hospitably.
"The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm", said...
- An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously,
"can
you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
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- Some excerpts from the _Quarterly Review of Doublespeak_ (NCTE):
A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending...
- This guy goes to his doctor to ask him a question. The doctor says,
"What can I do for you?"
"Well doctor, I have a question...
- A doctor was at the beach when he saw a shark in the water and fainted
dead away.
Later when he woke his wife said to him, "You've got...
- A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better
times.
He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests...
- A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers
from his an anesthetic his surgeon comes in and tells him:
"Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for...
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