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Medical
- ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM
For years and years they told me,
"Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or...
- A southern gentleman goes to the doctor to have a vasectomy.
On the day of his surgery, he arrives at the doctor's...
- A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky,
annoying voice.
The doctor examined him, and told...
- There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man...
- A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor
people.
Needless to say, this was an especially important deal...
- THE DOCTOR
(Toxic Custard Workshop)
In the waiting room you wait your turn.
Don't breathe in if you don't want germs.
Come into...
- A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem
that I am always farting all of the time.
Although they don't smell,
they do make loud noises...
- I recently went to see my doctor.
I said "Doctor It's me dick!"
I flopped it onto the desk,
and the doctor asked "so whats the problem?"
An'...
- The young woman settled down on the table and th doctor gynecologist
asked,
"What exactly happened?"
Well she replied that...
- Gynecologist to doctor: I've been feeling low lately,
Doc.
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