- A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30
He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. ... - Steve Wright:
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for
reading
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. I filled... - Rodney Dangerfield:
I went to my doctor and told him
Hey, Doc! I just took an entire bottle of sleeping... - There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside
He once had to go to a farm to attend to a sick farmer... - The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out
a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing
The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to... - Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an
ear-and-eye doctor
The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist...
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