This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done.

This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has
the thing done. A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his old
buddies about it. "Gee, it must have really hurt when they shot all that
silicon into your chest to make your breasts." "Not really, I hardly felt
it." "Well, it must have really hurt when they chopped off your manhood!"

"Nope, I didn't really feel it either. The only thing that really hurt
was when they drilled a hole in my skull and sucked out half my brain."
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